16 things to do during a BLACKOUT

1)First take off your sunglasses.
2)Be subversive:leave the office without swiping out.
3)Finally! Walk around naked in your own flat without being worried about kaypoh neighbours reporting you to the police.
4)Shout loudly out the window for everyone to hear:"And unless you pay me 2mil dollars, I wont bring back the sun!"
5)Use flashlight to send morse code signals to the flat across from you.
6)Use flashlight to have low budget lightsabre battles with your family.
7)Actually have a conversation with your family instead of SMSing them.
8)Pick your nose and flick the boogers wherever you like.
9)Hide in the corridor and make lots of ghostly moaning, groaning and "wooooo" sounds.
10)Make love to an ugly person.
11)Continue doing assessment books by candlelight. Huh? You think blackout no need to study ar?
12)Engage in "multi-level" marketing: go from floor to floor selling candles and flashlights to desperate neighbours.
13)Fold sheet of paper into fans and start selling them to the air-con addicts in your estate.
14)Faster eat all the ice cream in your freezer before it melts.
15)Also better faster drink all the beer in your fridge before it gets warm.
16)After that, find a comfy place to stage a personal 'blackout' of your own.

posted by gonnie at 11:49 PM