Top ways to Irritate Lord Voldemort:
1)Keep calling him "Lord Voldemore."
2)Keep telling him, "no matter how evil you are, I will always love you."
3)Wear Harry Potter merchandise around him.
4)Then ask him how come the Potter boy sells more merchandise than he does.
5)Use a magic marker to draw Harry Potter glasses on his face while he is sleeping.
6)Ask him out for lunch and try to sell him insurance.
7)Ask him what kind of condemned first name is "Lord".
8)Tell him, "the emperor in Star Wars couldnt make it, Sauron in Lord of the Rings couldnt make it, how come you think you so big shot?"
9)Every time he tries to sound evil, say in a sarcastic voice, "Ooooh, I am soooo scared!"
10)Ask him how come he doesnt have a cool scar like Potter boy.
11)Ask him to pass up written summaries of his evil plots.
12)Then correct his spelling.
13)Report him to the AVA for having a pet snake.
14)Follow him around and imitate his every action.(Works for everyone!)
15)Pester him to get involved in mulit-level marketing.

PS. quite lame..but wat the hell :P

posted by gonnie at 1:16 AM